本月狂看电影，盖因春夏之交大人再烦闷也不能亏待了孩子，先看了耍酷的MIB3，于是到了六月四日我就跟小姑娘两人出演MIB23。
Hugo，那钟楼玻璃钟面外的巴黎塔和玫瑰色暮霭中的巴黎，如梦如幻真是美极了，雨果和观者我们的心皆被touched。你以为每个孩子都有着鲜美的感悟力can be touched吗？才不呢，转头看看周围可怜的中国孩子们吧，他们以及他们父母的价值观，实在跟美景与感悟力没多大关系。片中关于电影这个造梦工厂的奇幻描述，启发了小姑娘人生第一次认真的疑惑：难道电影竟然是人演出来的吗？难道电影竟然不是真事让大家看吗？难道电影中的人物不是他自己，而是另一个人“扮演”的吗？
半年前，她仍深信动画片都是“长得很难看的”真人，全然不知是画的。作为七岁的中国孩子，她实在太单纯啦，并且也深信童话是真实的，还耐心等待动物们学会讲话跟她聊天呢。目前她最大的理想是十岁进入童话世界，当一名动物。
电影真是伟大的梦艺术，她能使人在任何时候沉醉其中，暂忘现实一切烦恼，梦想成真。我虽不若小姑娘那样直接而表面地相信童话，但我就是Mr. Magorium's wonder emporium里的大人，始终坚持着insight magic power的信念；如果剥开灰黯的人生，只是灰黯的死寂，就跟共产党的唯物主义一样，那我们还活着干什么呢，我们如何对得起春日的花，夏日的云，沙滩边隐约的爵士乐，自己心头如盛夏暴雨般疯狂一瞬的爱，和暗夜里忽起的那一道绚丽灵光。
好吧，我们还看了英国动画片“海盗”。由于是六月一日放给中国孩子们看，所以全都是配音的，我也就没听成Hugh Grant版的海盗是啥感觉。片尾冒出歌曲You can get it if you really want，我就趁高兴拉着小姑娘跟唱了，她很惊异地问：
侬哪能啥歌全会唱？上趟Happy Feet小企鹅跟伊只花的歌侬也唱了（注：花，shrimp也）！侬教我额，记得va，under pressure……
我告诉她，这些歌都已经二三十年了，现在很多电影喜欢开老歌的玩笑，就象黑衣人开安迪沃霍的玩笑一样，有时候哦that's really funny，我以后把这些故事全都告诉你，Yellow Submarine的故事我不是跟你讲过了吗。
最近一次，看了Mirror mirror，小姑娘本来对白雪公主的故事感觉一般，但看完大赞莉莉考林思的美丽，同时居然也大赞queen，说snow和queen都是电影里“最漂亮的两个人”，“两个都是我最喜欢的”。我告诉她snow的爸爸也是唱歌的，很有名的英国菲尔考林思，我们听他歌的时候莉莉就跟你现在一样大。小姑娘看完电影近午夜很累了，又听糊涂了，就没再问下去。
接下去小姑娘的单子上还有“马达加斯加”本周末看。让她爹陪吧，比起淳朴的英国动画片象我极喜欢的“查理和罗拉”，我真的很不要看美国动画片。
2012年6月6日星期三
给小姑娘老师的两封信
王老师和张老师，你们好！以下除第一段望二位关注，
请自今日始务必停止Verga的所有饭后牛奶、
dessert”。
回到我家小姑娘，
我对我家孩子的上学要求，也是我对学校的期望，只有一点：
心情平和
健康地吃饱
平安回家
学校如今愣是第二组没做到。你学校不保证孩子们健康饮食，
先停了她所有的“保健饮料及甜品”吧，就这样。
豌豆妈妈
Dear Mrs.O
What a shock when I heard from 豌豆 that they have “mengniu” or other
soy milk as their “daily desserts”. Although I know it’s nothing to do
with you, but please help me stop her drinking or any “daily desserts”
with her lunch. Thank you very much. And I need to tell you the
followings that I guess you’ve never heard.
1, The event “the aflatoxin in Mengniu Milk is out of 140% of limits”
that happened at the end of last year was only a very little tip of
the iceberg. This ICEBERG is the notorious Chinese made milk products.
2, All kinds of milk products that made in China are nodoubt
unqualified and even from inedible industrialpoison UNDER the
PERMISSION from the GOVERNMENTS!
3, All kinds of products that made in China are suspected to be
unqualified and unreliable. They are almost Frankensteins (
“Frankenstein” by Mary Shelley) to us.
4, All kinds of soy milk(and any other foods) from China which are not
indicated with “0% GMO” can be treated as GMO food.
5, Please help me stop her Mengniu Milk or any other milks and soy
milks or any kinds of “daily desserts” from now on. Thank you very
much. Because we are here in China, an amazing country with the Great
Fire Wall, with No.73 hole of disappearing (No.73 Amendment for
arresting the dissidents easier), with lots of creative chemists and
their legally certified industrialpoison-food factory, and with other
more great wonders. Therefore, all I care about my little girl in her
school life is only that simply TO RETURN HOME IN SAFETY EVERYDAY.
Regards,
豌豆’s mom
请自今日始务必停止Verga的所有饭后牛奶、
dessert”。
回到我家小姑娘，
我对我家孩子的上学要求，也是我对学校的期望，只有一点：
心情平和
健康地吃饱
平安回家
学校如今愣是第二组没做到。你学校不保证孩子们健康饮食，
先停了她所有的“保健饮料及甜品”吧，就这样。
豌豆妈妈
Dear Mrs.O
What a shock when I heard from 豌豆 that they have “mengniu” or other
soy milk as their “daily desserts”. Although I know it’s nothing to do
with you, but please help me stop her drinking or any “daily desserts”
with her lunch. Thank you very much. And I need to tell you the
followings that I guess you’ve never heard.
1, The event “the aflatoxin in Mengniu Milk is out of 140% of limits”
that happened at the end of last year was only a very little tip of
the iceberg. This ICEBERG is the notorious Chinese made milk products.
2, All kinds of milk products that made in China are nodoubt
unqualified and even from inedible industrialpoison UNDER the
PERMISSION from the GOVERNMENTS!
3, All kinds of products that made in China are suspected to be
unqualified and unreliable. They are almost Frankensteins (
“Frankenstein” by Mary Shelley) to us.
4, All kinds of soy milk(and any other foods) from China which are not
indicated with “0% GMO” can be treated as GMO food.
5, Please help me stop her Mengniu Milk or any other milks and soy
milks or any kinds of “daily desserts” from now on. Thank you very
much. Because we are here in China, an amazing country with the Great
Fire Wall, with No.73 hole of disappearing (No.73 Amendment for
arresting the dissidents easier), with lots of creative chemists and
their legally certified industrialpoison-food factory, and with other
more great wonders. Therefore, all I care about my little girl in her
school life is only that simply TO RETURN HOME IN SAFETY EVERYDAY.
Regards,
豌豆’s mom
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